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Microsoft Chairman Bill Gates will donate $100 million to help 
immunize children in developing countries against meningitis 
and respiratory and diarrheal illnesses. With the shot, however, 
the children will have Microsoft Internet Explorer 4.0 installed in 
them.

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An Issaquah, Wash., man apparently became frustrated
with his personal computer, pulled out a gun and shot
it. The computer, located in the man's home office,
had four bullets holes in its hard drive and one in the
monitor. Police evacuated the man's townhouse complex,
contacted the irate PC owner by phone, and persuaded him
to come out. "We don't know if it wouldn't boot up or what,"
says one of the police officers at the scene. 

    St. Petersburg Times - July 20, 1997 

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England: A German "tourist," supposedly on a golf
holiday, shows up at customs with his golf bag.
While making idle chatter about golf, the customs
official realizes that the tourist does not know
what a "handicap" is. The customs official asks the
tourist to demonstrate his swing, which he does --
backward! A substantial amount of narcotics was found
in the golf bag. 

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