Today's quotes [10.7.20]
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Climbing K2 or floating the Grand Canyon in an inner tube
There are some things one would rather have done than do.
- Edward Abbey
"Cognitive Dissonance Is Your Friend."
-- J. Michael Straczynski
"Welcome to the rehearsal on the morning after the night before."
-- me, after post-concert-party #1 at Melbourne
Intervarsity Choral Festival 1998
"When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade
-- Elayne Boosler
"What do most people do on a date?"
"On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets
them interested enough to go for a second date."
-- Response by Mike, Age 10
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