Today's quotes [10.3.20]
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Never accept a drink from a urologist.
- Erma Bombeck
Never say anything on the phone that you wouldn't
want your mother to hear at your trial.
- Sydney Biddle Barrows, the Mayflower Madam
"Hey diddle diddle the cat and the fiddle but the cow has failed on it's first
attempt at the moon landing!!... that's one small step for a cow, one giant
leap for the beef industry..."
-- Flacco, DAAS Kapital
"When she does that you're meant to say 'harder'..."
"Harder... but only if she ties me up..."
-- Debra Langeluddecke, me, Richard White
"The population rises exponentially, the number of clues rises geometrically,
and the number of clueful rises arithmetically. This is why the world has
-- Alistair J. R. Young in alt.sysadmin.recovery
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