Today's quotes [10.2.20]
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I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the
-- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that
he failed to pay his taxes.
"Fish heads, fish heads, roly poly fish heads.
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up, yum."
-- Barnes and Barnes, "Fish Heads"
"You're not playing klondike again are you?"
"No, it's a hallucination."
"Oh, ok. Put the 8 on the 9."
-- Ben Salmon, me, Ben
This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown
with great force. -- Dorothy Parker
Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.
- Sam Brown, The Washington Post, January 26, 1977
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