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Finally, Edward tells me about the article concerning the
Pennsylvania Governor's committee to examine violence. The paper 
reported Governor Ridge was especially pleased to annouce that he 
was nominating a "victim of a homicide" to that committee.  Bet 
*that* person won't have much to say.



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Bumper sticker seen on a stealth bomber:

     "If you can read this, then we wasted 50 billion bucks." 

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After my recent breakup and the hell I went through, 
I quickly dropped a few pounds. Not quite Ally-McBeal- 
thin but close. I ran into a friend of mine who was surprised at 
the quick change and commented, "Damn, you've lost a lot of 
weight". My response to him,  "Yep, lost 220 pounds of fat 
German bastard".

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