Today's stories [1.4.20]
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I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was
unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several
minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works
at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at
him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls."
CONCERNING WHY LOVE HAPPENS BETWEEN TWO PARTICULAR PEOPLE
"No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something
to do with how you smell. That's why perfume and deodorant are
so popular." (Jan, 9)
"I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or
something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful."
WHAT MOST PEOPLE ARE THINKING WHEN THEY SAY "I LOVE YOU"
"The person is thinking: Yeah, I really do love him. But I
hope he showers at least once a day." (Michelle, 9)
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