Today's stories [1.12.20]
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The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached
to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
In ancient England a person could not have sex unless you had consent of
the King (unless you were in the Royal Family). When anyone wanted to have
a baby, they got the consent of the King and the King gave them placard
that they hung on their door while they were having sex. The placard had
F. U. C. K. on it (Fornication Under Consent of the King).
Find a friend who likes to show off or prove himself all the time, then
tell them you have a test of speed and reaction for them and that you
think you are faster. what you do is pour some water on a tile floor (a
puddle about 10" wide works well), grab a fork and a towel and tell them
you think you can wipe up the water before they poke you with the fork.
Also tell them that you are really quick and to make it fair they need to
sit on the floor near the puddle with their legs spread to the sides so
the puddle is between their knees. Here is where the fun stuff comes in,
tell them to go on three, then start counting (all the while you are
holding the towel) one - two - th....grab their feet and drag their ass
Sent by Keith
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