Today's quotes [1.4.20]
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"Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a
guy like Norman Einstein."
- Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann
"I never married because there was no need.
I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband.
I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all
afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night."
--- Marie Corelli
"In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man;
if you want anything done, ask a woman."
--- Margaret Thatcher
In America, only the successful writer is important, in France all writers
are important, in England no writer is important, and in Australia you have
to explain what a writer is.
- - - Geoffrey Cottrell
Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy.
- - - Miles Kington
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