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Climbing K2 or floating the Grand Canyon in an inner tube
There are some things one would rather have done than do.
- Edward Abbey
"Disappointment doesn't kill."
"Yeah, rejection kills. Disappointment only maims."
-- Noelle, Abby, "The Truth about Cats and Dogs"
"The Hell Law says that Hell is reserved exclusively for them that
believe in it. Further, the lowest Rung in Hell is reserved for them that
believe in it on the supposition that they'll go there if they don't."
-- Honest Book of Truth; The Gospel According to
"Keyboard Error - Press to continue"
-- PC BIOS error message
"Pink as a beetroot..."
-- Anthony the Vision Mix Guy
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