Today's quotes [1.11.20]
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"The pom utility displays the current phase of the moon. Useful for
selecting software completion target dates and predicting managerial
-- man 6 pom
"I have come here to chew bubblegum, and kick ass... and I'm all out of
-- Nada, "They Live"
"I'm sorry, but I am not turned on at the sight of a dragon during sexual
-- Dante, on oz#gothic
"Sometimes life _does_ imitate morality plays."
-- Elizabeth Zwicky, firstname.lastname@example.org
"The thing that gets me is that one of the arguments that landed
Robert Morris, author of ``the internet worm'' in jail was all
the sysadmins' time his prank cost. Yet the author of sendmail
is still walking around free without even a U (for Unixery)
branded on his forehead."
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