Today's jokes [1.8.20]
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Q: What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll receives before he
leaves the factory?
A: Two Test Tickles
A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking to
his mother about it. She, not wanting to place prejudice in the little
boy's mind, sat him and said: "God is not a man or a woman, and God is not
black or white."
To which the child responded, "Well, then is God Michael Jackson?"
The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to her
husband, "you know, You're really a lousy lover!"
Her husband replies, "How would you know after only 30 seconds?"
One day a guy was driving with his 4-year-old daughter
and beeped his car horn by mistake.
She turned and looked at him for an explanation.
He said, "I did that by accident."
She replied, "I know that, daddy."
He replied, "How'd you know?"
The girl said, "Because you didn't say 'ASSHOLE!' afterwards!"
How do you tell if you are in a gay church?
Only half the congregation is kneeling.
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