Today's Jokes  |  Archives  |  Lists  |  Random  |  Register  |  RandJoke on Your Page  

Today's stories [9.5.19]

Vote for the story that you really like by checking a box next to it. Then press the VOTE button to submit your votes. Also, links to story categories and "Email Friend" will open in a new window, so as not to interrupt your story reading.

Dear All,

The Leaders of the world are asking for your support to combat terrorism 
and we're encouraging to demonstrate against the terrorists this Friday 
at 15:00 hours.

It is a well-known fact that the terrorists are against alcohol 
consumption and think it is sinful to look at a naked woman. Therefore, 
at 15:00 this Friday, all women should run naked through the office while 
men chase them with a beer in their hands. This, we are told, is the best 
way to show our disgust for the fanatics and will hopefully help us in 
detecting the terrorists among us.

Remember, you are either with us ... or against us. Your efforts are much 
appreciated in the name of a free, democratic world.

Thank you.



This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very 
embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think 
before she speaks. 

True story...we had a female news anchor who, the day after it was 
supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked
"So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?"
Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too they 
were laughing so hard!


In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman 
and her daughter at the same time. (I presume this was a big enough 
problem that they had to pass this law?)


BONUS! A random story from Jokes2Go database
If you don't like it, just hit RELOAD

By voting you are helping select today's best story. This helps us provide you with better quality humor in the future, as well as to select the best stories to send in our daily best humor mailing.

But wait! Don't forget to read

Today's Jokes
Today's Poems
Today's Quotes
Today's Funny Pic

 September '19 Stories Issues:
S  M  T  W  Th F  St
1  2  3  4  5  6  7  
8  9  10 11 12 13 14 
15 16 17 18 19 20 21 
22 23 24 25 26 27 28 
29 30 

Jump to  

For any questions or comments email us at
Copyright© SpekGY, Inc, 1998-2016. All rights reserved.