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In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the 
first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the 
act.

1. 




When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three year old 
came into the room when I was just getting ready to get into the shower.  
She said, "Mommy, you are getting fat!"  I replied, "Yes, honey, remember 
Mommy has a baby growing in her tummy." "I know," she replied, "but what 
is growing in your butt?"

2. 




It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of the 
station. As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was barking, 
and I saw a little boy staring in at me.  "Is that a dog you got back 
there?" he asked. "It sure is," I replied.  Puzzled, the boy looked at me 
and then towards the back of the van.  Finally he said, "What'd he do?"

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