Today's quotes [9.9.19]
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'Socialism is when man exploits man, Capitalism is the reverse'
'Lord Birkenhead is very clever, but sometimes his brains
go to his head'
'Vote for the man who promises least; he'll be least disappointing'
'When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason - there's a reason'
ON WORLD POLITICS
Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock.
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