Today's quotes [9.8.19]
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Don't look now!
You're pissing on your neighbors foot!
You know you're getting old when you can't tell
the difference between a heart attack and an orgasm.
"Into everyone's life, a little rain must fall, but this is ridiculous."
Girls, just to let you know...
if you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.
Virginity can be cured.
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