Today's quotes [9.6.19]
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* "Time's fun when you're having flies." -- Kermit the Frog
If law school is so hard to get through, how come there are so many
"If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and
all the impersonators would be dead."
- Johnny Carson
"Evertything that I truley love is either immoral, illegal, or
Sent by Moses
"Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other.
Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then."
--- Katharine Hepburn
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