Today's quotes [9.5.19]
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Never say "Oops" in the operating room.
- Dr. Leo Troy
I couldn't have been happier when my wife became a "libber"
Now, she complains about all men and not just me
To err is human, to moo bovine.
* If everything is going well, you don't know what the hell is Going
My wife sez that I'm too extravagant; that if anything ever happens to
I'll have to beg. I told her I'd be fine.
I mean -- look at all the experience I've got.
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