Today's quotes [9.4.19]
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I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in
California, but it's one more letter she'd have to remember.
They think they can make fuel from horse manure... Now I don't know if
your car will be able to get thirty miles to the gallon, but it's sure
gonna put a stop to siphoning.
"I'd rather she'd used me for sex.
Using me for my mind really bothered me."
-- Carl Jacobs
A hotel is a place that keeps the manufacturers of 25-watt bulbs in
"... And, in fact, Australia had the largest sheep population in the world
a few years back."
"And *every single one of them* is on the electoral role."
-- Roger Donaldson, Matt McLeod, alt.sysadmin.recovery
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