Today's quotes [9.2.19]
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Never murder a man when he's busy committing suicide.
- Woodrow Wilson
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've
forgotten this before.
'Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice Doggie!' till you can find a rock'
The meek shall inherit the earth---they are too weak to refuse.
* Marriage is not just having a wife but also worries inherited
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