Today's quotes [9.11.19]
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* Marriage certificate is just another name for a work permit.
* Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "RINGS"
-The Engagement Ring
-The Wedding Ring
* Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with
You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow
has, you wish you had ordered that.
* It's true; all men are born free and equal - but some of them get
Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired.
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