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"But don't mind us over here in alt.religion.emacs. We're fanatics, so you
 can't take our word on anything."
"We are most certainly _not_ fanatics.  We merely realize that the entire
 Purpose of Human Evolution is that we one day will create computers
 _powerful enough_ to run Emacs... (etc)"
                        -- Brian Raiter, Per Abrahamsen


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"A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough
to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials." 

Ronald Knox.

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To err is human; to admit it is not. 

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Serious people have few ideas. People with ideas are never serious. 

    -- Paul Valery


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"If America could be, once again, a nation of self-reliant farmers, craftsmen,
hunters, ranchers, and artists, then the rich would have little power to
dominate others. Neither to serve nor to rule: That was the American dream."

                                                      --Edward Abbey



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