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Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.

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 ounces of choice sirloin steak, boiled to your likeness and smothered 
with golden fried onion rings.



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Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.

Vacation Special: have your home exterminated.

If you think you've seen everything in Paris, visit the Pere Lachasis 
Cemetery. It boasts such immortals as Moliere, Jean de la Fontain, and 
Chopin.

Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge. Swim in 
the lovely pool while you drink it all in.

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