Today's stories [8.2.19]
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I work for an internet provider, as tech support.
So I get all the goofy calls... One day, an older
lady called the service obviously knowing nothing
She said that we (the Internet company) had given
her a virus. I asked her how that was possible.
She told me that her computer wouldn't go on. I
asked her if she had pushed the power button....
She said yes that she had pushed the button twice
and it still didn't go on.
(I had to call everyone and tell them)
Two members of the Lothian and Borders traffic police were out on
the Berwickshire moors with a radar gun recently, happily engaged
in apprehending speeding motorists, when their equipment suddenly
locked-up completely with an unexpected reading of well over
300 mph. The mystery was explained seconds later as a low flying
Harrier hurtled over their heads. The boys in blue, upset at the damage
to their radar gun, put in a complaint to the RAF, but were somewhat
chastened when the RAF pointed out that the damage might well have
been more severe. The Harrier's target-seeker had locked on to the
'enemy' radar and triggered an automatic retaliatory air-to-surface missile
attack. Luckily(?) the Harrier was operating unarmed.
For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large
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