Today's quotes [8.8.19]
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"Back in my youth, there were people who would take elements of one RPG
and try to make them work for another, like 'James Bond would be a Paladin
with charisma of 19'. The two I always wanted to combine were _Call of
Cthulu_ and _The Rocky and Bullwinkle Party Game_.
'Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!'
-- David Jacoby
"And Mr Caffeine-Deficient-Brain went .... Imperial Star Destroyers? with
-- Siggi the Underpaid, alt.sysadmin.recovery
A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston Pass.
Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for sixteen hardened
Advertising: The science of arresting the human intelligence long
enough to get money from it
I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you
must eat it with naked fat people.
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