Today's quotes [8.4.19]
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"... standing in my yard, where they tore down the garage, to make room for
the torn down garage..."
-- They Might Be Giants, "A Self called Nowhere"
Bumper Sticker seen in DC...
Don't blame me, I blew Bob Dole
Basically, I think there is some device the telco puts on the phone that
ensures that whoever is on the other end of a service call is always
a drooling moron with the IQ of a potted plant."
-- The alt.sysadmin.recovery FAQ
"Living your life is a task so difficult, it has never been attempted before."
Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to
calm myself down. I'll go over to the person's house and ring the
doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you
know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife
stuck in the side of its head with a note that says "You." After
that, I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done.
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