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"... standing in my yard, where they tore down the garage, to make room for
 the torn down garage..."
                        -- They Might Be Giants, "A Self called Nowhere"


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Bumper Sticker seen in DC...

Don't blame me, I blew Bob Dole

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Basically, I think there is some device the telco puts on the phone that
 ensures that whoever is on the other end of a service call is always
 a drooling moron with the IQ of a potted plant."
                        -- The alt.sysadmin.recovery FAQ


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"Living your life is a task so difficult, it has never been attempted before."
                        -- fortune


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Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to
       calm myself down. I'll go over to the person's house and ring the
       doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you
       know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife
       stuck in the side of its head with a note that says "You." After
       that, I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done.


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