Today's quotes [8.3.19]
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"Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to
prison for three years, not Princeton."
-Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson hooking up again
with promoter Don King
I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through
our papers. We are the president."
- Hillary Clinton, commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents
Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we dislike.
When there's a will, I want to be in it!
Seen on a bumper sticker...
I Brake For No Apparent Reason.
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