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Ever notice how irons have a setting for *permanent* press?  I don't get it...


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"Send lawyers, guns, and money - the shit has hit the fan"              
                                                        - W. Zevon

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The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing.

-- Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after being
              hit on the head by a ball in the
              1934 World Series

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Charles Schultz: 
     "Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already
tomorrow in Australia."

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Jesus is coming, everyone look busy.

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