Today's quotes [8.2.19]
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Ever notice how irons have a setting for *permanent* press? I don't get it...
"Send lawyers, guns, and money - the shit has hit the fan"
- W. Zevon
The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing.
-- Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after being
hit on the head by a ball in the
1934 World Series
"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already
tomorrow in Australia."
Jesus is coming, everyone look busy.
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