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"Chaos Theory is a new theory invented by scientists panicked by the 
thought that the public were beginning to understand the old ones." 

Mike Barfield.

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"You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will
give you a look that says, 'My God, you're right! I never
would've thought of that!'"

                                    - Dave Barry

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ON YOUTH
   "Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not
   true. I have the heart of a young boy -- in a jar on my desk."
       -- Steven King, 3/8/90


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"If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?"

Art Hoppe.

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If love is blind, then why do they make lingerie?

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