Today's quotes [8.13.19]
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"Chaos Theory is a new theory invented by scientists panicked by the
thought that the public were beginning to understand the old ones."
"You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will
give you a look that says, 'My God, you're right! I never
would've thought of that!'"
- Dave Barry
"Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not
true. I have the heart of a young boy -- in a jar on my desk."
-- Steven King, 3/8/90
"If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?"
If love is blind, then why do they make lingerie?
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