Today's quotes [8.12.19]
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"Give a man a mask and he'll tell you the truth."
-- Oscar Wilde
Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots
of women wear nothing else.
"Are you seriously asking or are you just being a dick?"
-- Dave Arthur to Gerrit Riessen
No good deed goes unpunished.
"If I have seen farther than others, it is because
I was standing on the shoulders of giants."
- Isaac Newton
"If I have not seen as far as others, it is because
giants were standing on my shoulders."
- Hal Abelson
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