Today's quotes [8.11.19]
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The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be
caught dead in otherwise.
You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax, tomorrow
you'll be afraid to cough.
I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
"I still have my health. *thok* I still have my health. *thok* I still have
-- Ally McBeal on lost love
"Excellent, there's nothing quite like a blunt object to reinforce proper
-- Simon Travaglia
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