Today's poems [8.5.19]
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There was a young man had the art
Of making a capital tart
With a handful of shit
Some snot and a spit
And he'd flavour the whole with a fart.
A daring young maid from Dubuque
Risked a rather decided rebuke
By receiving a prude
In the absolute nude,
But he gasped, "If you only could cook!"
A Chinese chef named Chang
Made dishes of unusual tang.
He stirred his wok
With the head of his cock
'Til oyster sauce poured from his wang.
There was an old gent from Kentuck
Who boasted a filigreed schmuck,
But he put it away
For fear that one day
He might put it in and get stuck.
A sailor indulged in coitus
With a cow of the genus of Cetus.
At the anchor tattooed on the fetus.
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