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I hate you, you hate me,
We're a disfunctional family.
Then a shot rang out and Barney hit the floor,
No more fucking dinosaur.

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There was a young genius in Texas 
Who could flex his own solar plexus. 
It made his ding bounce, 
And he caught every ounce 
Of his magical spraying of sexus.

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There was a young fellow from Sparta,
A really magnificent farter,
On the strength of one bean
He'd fart God Save The Queen,
And Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata. 

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In the begging there were two leaves

one covered Adam's and one covered Eve's

then one day those leaves blew away

then in the wind Adam's thing started to sway

then in amazement as he stood there

he noticed Eve's treasure all covered with hair

then to Eve's wondering eyes 

Adam's thing started to rise

so they went at it and at it for days on end

its amazing how many ways people can bend

Sent by Bubba

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                  A Poem Written by an African Shakespeare
     
   
 Dear white fella
 Couple things you should know
 When I born, I black
 When I grow up, I black
 When I go in sun, I black
 When I cold, I black
 When I scared, I black
 When I sick, I black
 And when I die, I still black.

 You white fella
 When you born, you pink
 When you grow up, you white
 When you go in sun, you red
 When you cold, you blue
 When you scared, you yellow
 When you sick, you green
 And when you die, you grey.
 And you have the cheek to call me colored?????  


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