Today's jokes [8.10.19]
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How do I know anything really exists?
Kick it *really* hard.
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?
One night a police officer named Mike was working the grave-yard shift and
he drove to his house around 3 A.M. in the morning. He opened the door to
the bedroom quietly and took off his clothes in the dark ,and got in bed
with his wife. Then she said ,"Honey, can you go over to the Drug Store
and pick me up some Asprin?" The husband said yes, got dressed in the
dark, and walked over to the Drug Store.
When he got to the Drug Store, he got the Asprin and went up to the desk
so that the clerk could ring it up. Then when he got up there, the clerk
asked,"Say, Aren't you Mike This-and-That?"
Mike answered him and said, "Yes I am."
Then the clerk looked puzzled and asked, "Well, aren't you a police
And again Mike replied yes.
Then the clerk asked,"Then why are you dressed like the fire chief?"
Sent by Tyler
Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child?
Because dad can't keep his pants on and mom wants to wear
Sent by Nic
A Polish family is sitting in the living room.
The wife turns to the husband and says, "Let's send the kids
out back to p-l-a-y , so we can fuck."
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