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Life is a great bundle of little things.

        --Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.



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Smoking cures weight problems...eventually.

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"I do not feel obliged to believe that the same 
God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and
intellect has intended us to forgo their use. " 
    - Galileo Galilei 


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Don't cry because its over, smile because it happened.


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"Upon the upland road
 Ride easy, stranger:
 Surrender to the sky
 Your heart of anger."
  - James K. Baxter
    "High Country Weather"



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