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Seen on a bumper sticker...

    Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an idiot! 

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"In Russia we only had two TV channels.
Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two
consisted of a KGB officer telling you:
Turn back at once to Channel One." 

Yakov Smirnoff. 

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"You stop that. You scare my chickens."
                        -- Wing Commander IV, when you quit


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"... beyond a shadow of a doubt... who has seen doubt cast a shadow? Bull
 elephant seals cast shadows... beyond the shadow of a bull elephant seal..."
                        -- Flacco, DAAS Kapital


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"Fran Drescher's rise to fame is quite a miracle. Aside from just being
 your typical annoying New Yorker, she has a laugh that sounds like
 somebody is ice-climbing up the back of a baboon."
                        -- Mr. Cranky, reviewing "The Beautician and the
                                Beast"


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