Today's quotes [7.5.19]
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"I guess you could say that Linux is an international treasure."
"Wow, just like Shirley Temple! I wonder how the penguin would look
in pink taffeta."
-- Rex Ballard, Jordan K. Hubbard in
comp.unix.bsd.freebsd.misc among others
The only failure without dignity is the failure to try.
-- Anon --
"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. "
- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
And which parallel universe did you crawl out of?
"Our chief weapons are 'who', 'ps -aux', 'kill -9', and a fanatical devotion
-- Sun User Group
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