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"I guess you could say that Linux is an international treasure."
"Wow, just like Shirley Temple!  I wonder how the penguin would look
 in pink taffeta."

-- Rex Ballard, Jordan K. Hubbard in
comp.unix.bsd.freebsd.misc among others


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The only failure without dignity is the failure to try.
                     -- Anon -- 

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"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. " 
    - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965) 


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And which parallel universe did you crawl out of? 

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"Our chief weapons are 'who', 'ps -aux', 'kill -9', and a fanatical devotion
 to 'fastboot'"
                        -- Sun User Group


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