Today's quotes [7.4.19]
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
- Rodney Dangerfield
"Has someone told you you need to be more assertive Janet?"
-- Adrian, Janet
Anarchy is better than no government at all.
"The cure for anything is salt water -- sweat, tears, or the sea."
"When I find the man who wears the same gloves as I, looks like me,
has the same DNA as I, and has a history of beating his
former wife Nicole, then I will have found the real killer."
- O.J. Simpson
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