Today's quotes [7.15.19]
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"All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than
others." -- George Orwell, Animal Farm
One Man's Sunset is another Man's Dawn. -- Fievel Mouskawitz
It's one thing to have to explain to a man why a billion dollar
measure has been vetoed, but it is much more difficult to explain
to a woman why the cap of the toothpaste has not been put back on.
- W. C. Fields
ON HIGHER EDUCATION
College is a fountain of knowledge...and the students are there to
The art of flying is to throw yourself at the ground and miss. --
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