Today's quotes [7.14.19]
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When I die, I hope to go to Heaven, whatever the Hell
Seen on a bumper sticker...
Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
Government doesn't work.
- Harry Browne
"In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest
proposal that our Universe is simply one of those things which
happen from time to time."
- Edward P. Tryon
"Jason's over in his tent, go and bugger him..."
-- Angela (again)
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