Today's quotes [7.10.19]
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"Whenever someone asks me what two plus two equals, I just
shake my head and laugh at them for asking such a dumb question,
even though I really don't know the answer. What gullible fools."
- Will Gillespie
Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing
worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
My wife hasn't been feeling all that well lately.
Something she agreed with is eating her.
"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things."
- J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President, November 30, 1988
Oliver's law of location:
No matter where you go, there you are.
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