Today's poems [7.4.19]
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There was a young girl called Lewinsky,
Who caused as much stir as Kaczynski
When on Kenneth Starr's lap
she confided, when trapped,
"Bill Clinton is hung like Nijinsky." *
(*Nijinsky is a thoroughbred racehorse not to be confused with the
There once was a man from Boston
Who had a very small Austin.
There was room for his ass
And a gallon of gas,...
His balls hung out and he lost 'em!
Should a fellow discover some night
A girl's body in bed, it's all right.
He should think it good luck,
And accept the free fuck---
He will bugger her too, if he's bright.
A fellow whose surname was Hunt
Trained his cock to perform a slick stunt:
This versatile spout
Could be turned inside out,
Like a glove, and be used as a cunt.
There was once a sad Maitre d'hotel
Who said, "They can all go to hell!
What they do to my wife---
Why it ruins my life;
And the worst is, they all do it well."
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