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There was a nympho named Jill Who tried dynamite for a thrill They found her vagina All over China And bits of her tits in Brazil Sent by Martin
Said a dainty young whore named Miss Meggs, "The men like to spread my two legs, Then slip in between, If you know what I mean, And leave me the white of their eggs."
There once was a senator from Mass Who drove home a most attractive lass! Although he found her He messed up and drowned her And his chances for President did pass.
The code was willing, It considered your request, But the chips were weak.
There was a young lady named Sue Who preferred a stiff drink to a screw. But one leads to the other, And now she's a mother--- Let this be a lesson to you.
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