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There was a nympho named Jill 
Who tried dynamite for a thrill
They found her vagina
All over China
And bits of her tits in Brazil

Sent by Martin

1. 




Said a dainty young whore named Miss Meggs,
"The men like to spread my two legs, 
Then slip in between, 
If you know what I mean, 
And leave me the white of their eggs." 

2. 




There once was a senator from Mass
Who drove home a most attractive lass!
Although he found her
He messed up and drowned her
And his chances for President did pass.


3. 




The code was willing,

It considered your request,

But the chips were weak.


4. 




There was a young lady named Sue 
            Who preferred a stiff drink to a screw. 
                But one leads to the other, 
                And now she's a mother--- 
            Let this be a lesson to you. 

5. 



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