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How do you confuse a blonde?

Put her in a round room and tell her to pee in the corner.

How do you confuse her even more?

Ask her where she went.

Sent by Chris

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   An elderly couple in a senior's home used to visit the recreation room
   everyday. While
   there, the old lady would sit quite contently holding the old guys's
   penis. One day she goes
   down to the rec. room and is mortified to find her man with another
   women holding his
   penis. "What's she got that I don't have" she says. He looks up with a
   large smile on his
   face and replies "Parkinson's"
   


2. 




What were Michael Jackson's baby's first words?


                             Which one's Mommy?

3. 




A few months ago I saw a newspaper clipping which told of a newspaper in
Illinois (I think...) which ran a story warning consumers that, on such-and-
such day, Illinois Bell would be "blowing the dust out of the phone lines" and
that all phone owners should cover the earpiece of their phones with a bag to
catch the dust.

Bell made them print a retraction, after receiving numerous calls asking
what sort of bag to use ...

People, they is amazing.



4. 




   After the third day of a really torrid honeymoon, the young couple
   finally emerged from their room and walked into the hotel restaurant.
   After they were seated, the waiter came over to get their orders. The
   new husband looked at his bride and said, "You know what I really feel
   like honey ?"
   
   "Well sure," she blushed, "But we gotta eat sometime !"


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