Today's stories [6.5.19]
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A man went into a hardware store to apply for a job. After completing his
application he then went to the section of the store that sold guns. He
asked to see a couple guns. The attendent left for a moment and the guy
stole the guns. Not only was he video-taped, the police used the address
on his application to go to his house and arrest him.
I woke up a little early the other day
and decided to go take a shower.
My wife woke up and said rather lustily,
"Honey, are you in a hurry to get to work?"
"No, not really."
"Then will you scub the shower before
you get in it?"
Sent by Michael
This story allegedly happened late one night during bad weather. As heard
over the tower radio:
Helicopter Pilot: "Roger, I'm holding at 3000 over >such-and-such<
Second voice: "NO! You can't be doing that! I'm holding at 3000 over that
(brief pause, then first voice again): "You idiot, you're my co-pilot."
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