Today's stories [6.11.19]
Vote for the story that you really like by checking a box next to it. Then press the VOTE button to submit your votes.
Also, links to story categories and "Email Friend" will open in a new window, so as not to interrupt your story reading.
It was reported today in a prestigious medical periodical
that the black man is superior in all factions to his white
Leahn Barthomeau, who headed up the study, said that
previous studies indicated that the black man was
superior in strength, but was believed to be inferior
intellectually because of a smaller cranial area.
"Our study shows that the black man is actually smarter
than the white man", he continued.
"While the black man demonstrates his physical prowress
in mindless sports (NFL/NBA/NCAA) the white man will do
either one of two things: 1) He will try to compete or 2) watch."
"In conclusion we believe the white man is mindlessly handing
the black man's meal ticket for displaying his physical attributes.
Who is smarter? The black man, of course."
New White House Pet
President Bill Clinton has purchased yet another pet for the White House
to keep his cat and dog company. The 18 yr. old horse was delivered to
the White House yesterday. Mr. Clinton took the afternoon off to ride the
new arrival which he has named "Missie".
Mr. Clinton did not allow the press to attend his first encounter with
Missie. He said "She needs some time to settle into her new home, but
she's a beautiful beast and quite a challenge to ride. Hillary is still
not convinced this is a good idea but she knows how important riding
horses is to me."
The local Burger King was running a promotion. If you told them "It just
tastes better." when ordering they would give you an extra Whopper for
So I ordered the combo meal and told the girl I wanted the extra Whopper
with that. So she told me I'd have to say the phrase to get the free
"You're kidding.", I said. "No, sir, go ahead and say it." she laughed.
"Come on...." I said, hesitating. Did I really have to mouth an
advertising slogan to this cute little thing half my age?
We were both laughing by now. I figured she was serious about it. So I
blurted out "You just taste better!" into the speaker. All of a sudden
the speaker lit up with the laughter of the staff, as she managed to choke
out, "Please drive through sir!". :-)
Sent by Alton
By voting you are helping select today's best story. This helps us provide you with better quality humor in the future, as well as to select the best stories to send in our daily best humor mailing.
Today's JokesToday's PoemsToday's QuotesToday's Funny Pic
S M T W Th F St
2 3 4 5 6 7 8
9 10 11 12 13 14 15
16 17 18 19 20 21 22
23 24 25 26 27 28 29