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"Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and,
instead of bleeding, he sings." 

Ed Gardner. 

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"I went to watch Pavarotti once.
He doesn't like it when you join in."

Mick Miller.

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"People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used
to be. It is what it used to be. That is what's wrong with it." 

Noel Coward.

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"Ever wonder if illiterate people get the
full effect of alphabet soup?" 

John Mendosa.

4. 




"What's another word for thesaurus?" 

Steven Wright. 

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