Today's quotes [6.8.19]
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"Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and,
instead of bleeding, he sings."
"I went to watch Pavarotti once.
He doesn't like it when you join in."
"People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used
to be. It is what it used to be. That is what's wrong with it."
"Ever wonder if illiterate people get the
full effect of alphabet soup?"
"What's another word for thesaurus?"
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