Today's quotes [6.6.19]
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"The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources."
I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel
like getting married, they send over a lady in a
housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
-- Dick Martin
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.
They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
"Only Lawyers and mental defectives are
automatically exempt for jury duty."
-- George Bernard Shaw
"They spell it Vinci and pronounce it Vinchy;
foreigners always spell better than they pronounce."
-- Mark Twain
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