Today's quotes [6.5.19]
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"Any American who is prepared to run for President
should automatically, by definition, be disqualified
from every doing so."
"Americans have different ways of saying things.
They say "elevator", we say "lift" ...
they say "President", we say "stupid psychopathic git."
"The President has kept all the promises he intended to keep."
Clinton aide George Stephanopolous.
"Descended from the apes?
Let us hope that it is not true.
But if it is, let us pray that it may not become generally known."
"Only one man ever understood me, and he didn't understand me."
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