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"There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution
wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid." 

Denis Leary.

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"Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook, an English house, and a 
Japanese wife. Hell is defined as having a Chinese salary, an English 
cook, a Japanese house, and an American wife." 

James H. Kabbler III.

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"Hearing nuns' confessions is like being
stoned to death with popcorn." 

Fulton Sheen.

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"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." 

Joe E Lewis.

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"A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke." 

Groucho Marx.

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