Today's quotes [6.3.19]
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"After The Wizard Of Oz I was typecast as a lion,
and there aren't all that many parts for lions."
"Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love."
"We had gay burglars the other night.
They broke in and rearranged the furniture."
"A fast word about oral contraception.
I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'."
"My classmates would copulate with anything that moved,
but I never saw any reason to limit myself."
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